That's good to know, but —assuming my sample of size 1 isn't a bad outlier, I should really try a few more— there's another problem: I don't think we'd be willing to sink time into tuning a currently-free subscription service that can be yanked at any time. And I'm in a position to say it is highly unlikely that we'd pay for the service.

(We already have problems with our human review being too superficial; we've recently come to a consensus that we're letting too much technical debt slip in, in the sense of unnoticed design problems.)

Now the funny part is that I'm talking about a FOSS project with nVidia involvement ;D

But also: this being a FOSS project, people have opened AI-generated PRs. Poor AI-generated PRs. This is indirectly hurting the prospects of your product (by reputation). Might I suggest adding an AI generated PR detector, if possible? (It's not in our guidelines yet but I expect we'll be prohibiting AI generated contributions soon.)