But, then, I have to behave like a typical computer nerd and say..
Well ackchuallyyyyyy:
> "This is not a really a problem in "regular" programming languages"
Browsers do stupid: <!--[if IE 8]>Linux does stupid: #!/bin/bash
C/C++ (preprocessor marcos) do stupid: #ifdef
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conditional_comment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comment_(computer_programming)