Money is something you can hodl in your hands (whenever needed in physical form) and walk around with, and spend without ever involving the power grid.
When you Hodl Bitcoin all you've done is make an "In-Game Purchase" (Like Warcraft Gold) in a game that most humans don't want to play, and have already rejected. Also BTC has already failed as a currency, because the people who value it only want to hoard it, due to the fact that they consider it an actual asset, so they won't spend it; and the rest of us don't want to join your cult/game.
A game that can be cloned infinite times, at the click of a mouse, too.
