LIMIT 1 limits row count. The issue here was columns. Like a giant blob someone might've stored in there.
> `SELECT .. FROM information_schema...`
no such table: information_schema.columns
> etc.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43181799
Oh I guess I will try the other very small number of options that it could be.
> LIMIT 1 limits row count. The issue here was columns. Like a giant blob someone might've stored in there.
Come on, this is pure nonsense.