This is kind of true, but, getting a cert isn't a big deal anymore. If you're not a big company, a free cert works fine.
> You HAVE to have a CDN and CloudFlare protection or else you'll be slashdot-effected or DDoS'd to oblivion.
DDoS is hard to manage, but otherwise it shouldn't be too hard to handle a /. kind of event if your page is reasonable and you make use of the abundance of modern computing... 1G cheap hosting is out there.
> You can't even run an email server anymore without jumping through the hoops it takes to convince major providers you're not a spam farm.
Yeah, this one sucks a lot. But, email is dead, so...