I really hate the ergonomics and quirky design choices for this thing. Are we trying to build a computer, or the successor to the "Bop-It!"? I understand the latter may be more attractive as a kickstarter, or a YouTube thumbnail. But in that respect, I can't help but feel all these modern indie Pi/etc UMPCs are designed to be looked at, rather than used.
Your desktop keyboard is not aligned to a perfect grid, your smartphone keyboard is not aligned to a perfect grid. Did the makers ever consider there may be a reason for that?