Ask HN: Unknown unknowns of startup financing through meme tokens

I’m about to Show HN my hardware startup, but plan on raising a small amount of financing in the short term (4 or 5 figures). VC’s aren’t my favorite people and the size of my ask is beneath their time. Have gotten a bit of money from a few friends and family, but getting more to invest has been out of reach. Raiding my home equity has proven impossible due to low credit score.

I looked at pump.fun and was fascinated to discover that there’s an ocean of unconventional investors who, if there’s an antimatter analog to due diligence, practice it. The act of bundling one unit of my consumer hardware product with a user in possession certain minimum quantity of my offering’s coins might make the offering itself stand out relative to the recycled copypasta that dominates.

Just curious as to what technical elements I need to consider before I attempt such a launch. Am thinking of a preannounced plan to rug my coin’s holders at a preannounced time.

Thanks in advance.