Relax, we’ve got AI to save us, right? Something cutting-edge like quantum cyber dark matter hyper AI—or whatever the buzzword salad of the week is. Meanwhile, the entire government is limping along on Windows XP and Windows 2000 servers, probably still trying to figure out how to close Clippy. But don’t worry, we’ve got some of the best non-technical project managers on the case, and we’re putting them through a cyber security AI AWS bootcamp as we speak. What could possibly go wrong?
