Skip Forward Tour to Avoid Trump's Second Presidential Term (opens in new tab)

Interesting, but can any boat at sea for any length of time at any distance from America actually avoid the worldwide tsunami of stupid coming for us all?

I wonder if this is what the dinosaurs were thinking as they watched the bright ball expanding in the sky?

This is an excellent idea.

Article title: Florida cruise launches 4-year 'skip forward' tour for those looking to avoid Trump's second presidential term

Obviously too long, but this title elides context. Suggestion: Florida cruise launches 4y tour for those looking to avoid Trump's 2nd term

For people who worry so much about four more years of Trump that taking a four-year cruise seems like a good idea, look into long-term cruises to find out about an even worse way to spend that time.