> PHP is broken and should never be used, and if there are use cases that the alternatives don't address, we should work to address them.
What alternatives meet your standards of not sharing qualities of PHP while matching the quality of simplicity in deployment (of which Python and Ruby instantly fail)?
I don't think any language matches the simplicity of deployment, but outside some very constrained use cases in environments where there can not be sufficient technical expertise and staffing, deployment doesn't begin to justify the technical travesty of PHP.
In a corporate technology organization there is no justification.
