As for working at Mozilla: oh, it's worse than that, I'm the one who did the most recent round of optimization to JSON.stringify(). So if you're using Firefox, you're even more vulnerable to my incompetence than you realized.
Furthermore, I'll note that for Mozilla, I do 90% of my work in C++, 10% in Python, and a rounding error in JS and Rust. So although I work on a JS engine, I'm dangerously clueless about real-world JS. I mostly use it for fun, and for side projects (and sometimes those coincide). If you expect JS engine developers to be experts in the proper way to use JS, then you're going to be sorely disappointed.
That said, I'd be interested to hear a counterargument. Your argument so far agreed with me.