> You are prone to quixotic behavior.
They are looking for people who are prone to irrational, unrealistic behavior? It makes for nice prose but I have a feeling that some of the personality disorders that could be described by their phrasing wouldn't be particularly welcome.
> Full-stack.
What stack?
No really, you're hiring me for the full stack. What is the stack?
Would I ever be writing a line of CSS? Or JavaScript? Or Ruby? SQL?
At least they say "Largely PHP" a little bit later, but that makes me wonder just what their definition of full-stack is.
I appreciate pleasant writing for the sake of it, but there's a lot of information they could have imparted but chose not to. I wonder if they'd respond favorably if I actually replied in kind. Do they really want quixotic behavior? Is being scant on technical details an OK thing for a technical job posting?
I'm tempted to send a cover letter talking about how the best CSS (would I be writing CSS?) is made with oil paint and that I wear a tea cozy for a hat. I could claim to have independently discovered punctuation and talk about how I navigate code by wind chime.
re Full-Stack: We're looking for people who design and build full systems from low to high levels. Some have made their career working just as a front- or back-end hacker. We want to meet people who wouldn't dream of letting someone else take half their work or who would be comfortable throwing part of the problem over the fence. People that are a good fit probably don't care that much about what the stack is beyond some reasonable constraints.
If you end up sending that cover letter there's a chance that we'd all be amused enough to read your resume.
As someone who is routinely doing full stack development this phrase worries me. To be honest I'm more than happy to give someone half my work if they are talented. Are you making this point because...
A) The overhead is so low that you want "full stack" people to keep margins low (so by wouldn't dream you actually mean wouldn't expect).
B) You want people that are willing to silo themselves, not incorporating exterior feedback or following direction from someone that may have a better handle on the given task.
Wanting someone that does full-stack is nice, but do you REALLY want someone like that and WHY. I mean, this sentence "you don’t flinch at the idea of writing largely PHP for a living" flies right in the face of everything else. It is like saying the following:
Do you dream of creating time-tested architectures? Do you spend nights dreaming up the next great cathedral or monument? That's cool, so we want you to put in our bathroom tile.
You are asking for a dreamer, an innovator, a creator, a designer and an architect to .... primarily ... write .... php .
With that said, it is written very well and etsy is a pretty cool company so I'm sure you'll get plenty of hits.
Is everyone at Etsy amazing all every part of your stack?
Suppose I've done most everything except zero database work in my life, should I apply? Or is that not full stack enough?
What if I've done everything but high level design work? Not full stack enough?
What if I've done everything including design work but realized I'm not that good at it, so I hired out design for my projects? What if I determined the reverse with low level database stuff?
What if I have written the full-stack of a few webapps but always used Rails, and haven't ever touched any of the low level bits?
What if I've done only database and web design and have never really touched PHP? Or did PHP but never did any JavaScript? Good enough?
I know what your reply to me is going to be, you'll say by all means, apply, etc. But that's not what I'm trying to point out here. I think that your listing and subsequent clarification might suggest to many that all of the above are inadequate, and I imagine you may be turning off several (very good) candidates that doubt their own full-stack-worthiness, merely on account of the term here being so nebulous.
In other words, to any given pair of eyes that fall upon the ad, all they know is that you want everything.
I'm deeply motivated about a great many things that are important to me, but helping to implement or maintain someone elses idea isn't one of them.
For a price I'd be happy to turn up and give you eight hours of hard work per day. I take pride in my work, am passionate about improving my skills and would do my best to translate them into tangible benefits for your organization.
But my motivation for doing so would be mostly based on a financial arrangement, in other words, extrinsic. Does that someone like me shouldn't apply for a job posting like this or am I misunderstanding?
Derive your self-worth from the process not the output.
Anyway, I would want to hire someone like that - more intrinsically motivated, than someone who is focused on building Facebook for dogs for an IPO.
I would pay good money, but not expect commitment to the mission, just commitment to intrinsically good code and practises.
That's my take
HN really should allow such comments, it would often help companies get feedback about why they are not finding the people they think they need.
I like making things for people. At Etsy, for example, I like that the sell side of their audience are independent makers. I could easily imagine doing some user interviews, discovering something in their experience that can be improved, and then going out and making it happen.
Working with others can be preferable to working alone in that it's a lot easier to release something that helps a large audience. Because I'm not an idiot I would insist they pay me fairly, but my primary motivation would still be helping the users.
"You consider critical thinking to be among your core competencies."
"But technology is a means and not the ends for you, and you don’t flinch at the idea of writing largely PHP for a living."
I interpret this as "think critically, but don't criticize the technology choices we have already made."
Yes, technology is a means, but that does not mean that it's something to just mindlessly accept. This is particularly true in the realm of software where there are so many technological possibilities to choose from.
Of course, maybe sarcastic presumptuousness is what they are after? Why not send in your resume?