Benchmarked or claimed? For 500MB files or 4kb?
>If you're ok with a filesystem causing hard freezes, then all power to you.
To me it never caused that and I used in on some slow ass 5200 rpm HDDs. You have to understand that the firmware on the flash controller on that USB Stick was'nt built or tested for the workloads BTRFS triggers. Even some nvme SSDs are reported to act weird under it because the manufacturer tests the firmware for FAT/NTFS loads not BTRFS or other such FSs. So the issues is with your Thumb drive firmware which is independent of the claimed 500mb raw sequencial throughouput.
You're trying to drive a Ferrari on a dirt road and claiming the dirt road is ar fault when your Ferrari has issues.