Show HN: Stormio Pre-announcement (opens in new tab)

cool transition effects. However a) I think my definition of "scroll up" is the opposite of yours and b) my eyes glazed over reading empty babble and I have no idea what the product is. Something about the cloud?

"Wecome to Zombocom! This is Zombocom! At Zombocom, anything is possible!"

What does the product? service? do exactly?