> And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Clippy, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

> Revelation 6:8 (parody, please @God don't convict me under the "don't EVER rewrite ANY of Revelation, specifically" clause in Chapter 22, please!)