> Jack Bauer style
I imagine the winner of this hackathon was the plucky and passionate new hire, fresh out of college, who narrowly managed to save the day, the company, and our american way of life, by: waterboarding the CTO for hours to obtain a confession that both founders and the entire board are complicit in a vast terrorist conspiracy, and then proceeded to execute both founders, kill the board, strangle the interns (one of them had a beard), kick the office puppy, shoot all the competitor's salespeople in the knees (thus helping secure a sale to a major new customer), and disarm the EMP.