If you can't land a work visa despite having a EU or EFTA passport, no offense, but there's something wrong with you.
Nice. What kind of visa do you think I should have no trouble getting?
1. get hired by a company in the Bay Area
2. get hired by a Bay Area based company with an EU office
If you have around 5-6 YoE, a decent resume, and a Bachelors degree you should have an easy time.