I wish it had been satire. This was fundamentally one of the worst parts of my coding career, and it was disappointing because the company had been amazing to work for prior to this individual's arrival.
Post-arrival, I was ordered to rewrite a working, stable PHP web app into Go ("Google doesn't use PHP, because it doesn't scale"). We weren't allowed to write RESTful APIs any more, everything had to use Protobuf.
And there was a physical fight in the office one day between two of the developers, that culminated in one of them storming out and never coming back.