Thanks for the XKCD. I didn't realize how common this is. Now I'm even more annoyed that so many websites and reader apps force context menus or 'gestures' when you highlight, without a way to disable those context menus or gestures.
Ever go to school with a dyslexic that's using a ruler to expose one line of text at a time? Same thing....
(I also just select randomly sometimes. Not even quite sure why.)
I'm fidgety in general. If it isn't highlighting it's figure 8s with the mouse cursor.