Amazon showers us with money when we so much as call customer support and sneeze loudly into the phone. 10/10
Comcast made me want to vomit for 10 minutes after I spent 45 minutes in a chat (a chat!) to figure out why my bill doubled for no reason. Their answer? Go fuck yourself. However, they once were competent when I phoned with a technical problem. So that helps. 7/10
The food stand down the road always smell delicious. They are quick, professional, and make extremely delicious burritos. One time they put the wrong ingredient, and it unfortunately something I cannot eat. I had already driven home 20 minutes when I discovered, which made me sad. 9/10
The local supermarket chain terrifies me. A nationally publicized shooting happened at one of their locations nearby, and the thought haunts me the entire time I'm in the store. Also they hire scabs anytime the employees start hankerin' for a union. 1/10
LinkedIn: The biggest professional dick-measuring website on Earth. They are ruining society somehow. I wish someone could explain how though. Maybe we'll get a documentary a la "The Social Network" in 10 years. 4/10