> Lisp-1's hurt my brain though
No worries!
(defn cl-funcall [function & args]
(apply function args))
Jokes aside, I've written a significant amount of software in Common Lisp and Clojure. The Lisp-1 vs Lisp-2 distinction isn't something that bothers me. It used to, as a beginner with strong opinions on everything. But nowadays? I don't even remember the last time I've heard Lisp-n before reading this comment.