Their competitors will have quite a relaxing year then, if they're up against this level of pure competence.

Edit: 'we're tough - when we're together!'

That's on a level with children's cartoon "power of friendship" messages. If anything it would make me run even further from the offices.

This is an unreasonably generous interpretation and doesn't make sense in context.

Pretty useless to threat competitors in a video meant for internal employees.

Hi. I'll just come out and say that I work for this company, and NOBODY, not a single one of us, not even managers, thought this was a good idea. My boss described it as an "extremely cringe threatening video" in our team meeting the next day.

This video was not intended for a wide audience. It was only sent to employees. The idea that the "we" was "everyone who works here" was lost on us, and it felt that "we" meant "Leadership"

I don't know why you like the flavor of boots, but it's a taste many of us have not acquired.

One wonders how their lawyers feel about that specific line.