Unfortunately I definitely don't have it online. That was last century on a different continent; if I did still have it, it'd be on 9-track, in the bottom of a filing cabinet somewhere underneath less-rectangular-things on the back wall of my cellar, with two generations of my wife's family's stuff sitting in front of it, making the chances I'll ever get back there in the medium future ... rather low.

Topology in the 21st century is funny: I'm 300 ms away from a server 12 time zones away, yet there are parts of my own house I haven't seen in over 3.156e+11 ms.