So yeah, solved problem thanks to Microsoft. Solved multiple times in fact, and because it's Microsoft, only not all had Linux installers: https://github.com/microsoft/scalar/issues/323#issuecomment-...
https://github.blog/2020-01-17-bring-your-monorepo-down-to-s...
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/devops/introducing-scalar/
https://github.com/microsoft/git
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/devops/git-partial-clone-now-...