See also: guitar hoarders.
Someone can play a keyboard, perhaps, but that's only one of many interfaces to interact with synthesizers.
It's not really the same as a guitar, where your fingers are directly responsible for the vibrations coming out of the strings.
I've seen people on youtube making great music on a stack of modular gear, without a keyboard in sight, and I can't look down on them because at the rate I'm going it'll be years before I can do what they do.
And demand their mom bring them Cheesy Poofs.
[1] No, really...https://www.dedicatedaudio.com/collections/digital/products/...
To be fair; I didn't go to a bunch of elite schools so I probably didn't have the same exposure to the level of rich kid that you do/did.
The same thing applies to synths. Everyone wants a $5,000 Juno-60 when you can get the same functionality out of a cheap $450 CS Reface. Or to go even cheaper, a $100 pre-amp, $100 used PSR keyboard, and access to VST4Free.
Personally I like these people because they keep my local music shop in business.