It's not to say this isn't a fucking great idea (because it is!). But you know, just don't piss in the community well.
Further, PostgreSQL means one and only one thing. But Monkey Patch means 2 now, apparently!
For reference: Here's the google ngram viewer link for "monkey patch" from 2000 to 2019.
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=monkey+patch&y...