I puked inside my mouth. From ending every tweet with an emoticon to telling people to use another description to not spam. Also telling people to get users to your platform by making a (unpaid) job posting on LinkedIn for Beta tester. Then the overly positive reactions.
Reading the replies that she gives to comments on her post make me just want to vomit. It is hard to believe that this is someone being genuine rather than satire. Her suggestion to make sure this 'tactic' is not spam, is to simply change the post title on a daily basis so that it might subvert spam detection. To comments that are disparaging her tactic and suggesting that one shouldn't spam HN, she just replies with thumbs up or the peace sign emoji. Absolutely incredible.
Moreover, it's not just any business that can be promoted here as far as I can tell: it has to be "innovative" in some way... you can't just promote your dad's store here