Sure, it is "childish and ad-hominem", it is also efficient and usually works. Also, non-async/await solutions for concurrency and asynchrony result in a more verbose, complex and bloated syntax, having to invent fancy terms like "structured concurrency" for use cases which in C# are simply expressed by awaiting the task at the point of its consumption and not declaration (no special methods required) or in Rust via simple, albeit for a different scenario, join!().
