That's not a satire. That's how people used to write code. Heck,
I wrote a toy multi-pass compiler exactly like that in a B-like toy language that only had ints and arrays of (arrays of...) ints for data.
But that's incredibly old-fashioned; I am making fun of your "we write compilers like it's the 90s, and it's not the 90s" because you propose the technique from the early 70s. It's not the 70s.