But in all seriousness. Using a debugger can be useful, and even though I've given it a try numerous times, I mostly avoid it because it doesn't fit the way I think.
Debugging is about searching for the source of the problem. With print debugging I'm always leaving behind breadcrumbs which I can inspect all at once at the end. If I'm going down a wrong path I delete the wrong ones and add new ones until I find the issue.
With a debugger I have to mouse around, put breakpoints, run the code, inspect where I'm at, step through, decide that this breakpoint is useless, and have to have all this state in my mind. If I get lost, I have to start from scratch.
Print debugging matches my way of thinking much more.