I could easily fly up the shoulder at 40mph in a 60 zone bypassing all the stopped traffic.

Could drive down the sidewalk at a 20mph pace.

I can still weave though traffic as long as I don't go too far over the speed limit (assuming this device tracks location and speed).

I can still tailgate the fuck out of anybody.

I can still use my phone while driving.

I can be completely wasted and probably not set the thing off.

But don't you dare hit your brakes too hard!!!