> Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.
> Inspector: LARK'S VOMIT?!?!?
> Mr. Hilton: Correct.
> Inspector: It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!
> Mr. Hilton: Ah, it does, on the bottom of the box, after 'monosodium glutamate'.
> Inspector: I hardly think that's good enough! I think it's be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: 'WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!!!'
> Mr. Hilton: Our sales would plummet!
Really, it should open every conversation with “by the way, I am a compulsive liar, and nothing I say can be trusted”. That _might_ get through to _some_ users.
