- I invented cookies. They’re my baby.
- Why didn’t you have the foresight to predict that it could be used for what it is used for now?
- Whoah there. Kind of out of left field. I had nothing to do with WWW cookies.
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Seems like you can just tell those friends that you invented the great-grandfather or the fifth cousin once removed on the uncle’s side to the modern cookie and be done with the conversation a lot quicker.