Where are you getting this exclusivity from? Given your use of an equality operator, maybe you're thinking in code a bit too much.

> No, code isn't vague, and [good] code mostly it isn't long.

This isn't even remotely true. There are many dimensions to code that a human might subjectively use to determine whether code is "good." Code that is "clean" can often be a performance nightmare, but code that someone subjectively claims to be "unreadable" can be more performant, more fault resistant, future proof, and so forth. In the context of human interpretation, code can be vague regardless of how "good" that code seems to someone.

Also, the mere fact that anyone can disagree with you that good code "mostly" isn't long discredits the very idea in an objective sense. Plenty of programmers don't care whether code is "long" if it's written procedurally and/or with pure functions. If you haven't heard such opinions before, then you need to meet more programmers of varying disciplines.

> Variable names are human language btw. A programming language is a human language.

A programming language is for the benefit of both the human and the machine, though it's still mostly to the benefit of the machine. If it were solely a human language, then it would be closer if not identical to a language like English. And, if it were, it would be tremendously slow relative to traditional programming languages, and even generate more waste heat.