ChatGPT made it very clear it understood exactly what I wanted, short of writing the code. The steps it offered were long, and far from generic. So. Why no code? It offers code for other langs all the time, even unprompted.

It was like...if you've ever been mansplained before, when you know how to code something, but are asking a specific question that interests you, related to the process of having a service do that part for you--and someone comes along like, "well, it's easy to code that yourself!"

Not sure if you've experienced that before but it's very similar.