I'd love to live in a town with these parents with superpowers you envision. In my town, people look at me like I have 3 heads when I explain we've enabled Microsoft's Family Link on our son's computer and that screen time rules make it so he just can't use it after bedtime, which is why unlike their kids, he's not up til 2 am.

Installing software? How about just using what's already there and begging you to use it.

Forget about showing credentials to use social media. The issue here may be needing credentials to breed -- but, you know, who watches the watchmen?