Jail Guard: That's what they all say. Name?
Not Sure: Not
Jail Guard: Not what?
Not Sure: Sure
Jail Guard: Let me check... Hmm, it looks like you're telling the truth. Alright, you're free to go. But don't let me catch you back here again.
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You are dragged to the Occidarian Capital City Jail
Eldric the bard:
Hey, are you okay? They didn't hurt you too bad, did they?
Merlot the Wine Wizard:
I'm quite frail I'm afraid. It hurt.
Eldric the bard:
Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to get us out of here as soon as possible. Maybe there's a way to convince the guards you're innocent.
Merlot the Wine Wizard:
Guard!
Occidarian Guard:
What do you want?
Merlot the Wine Wizard:
winetrificus totalis! - the guard turns into a wine elemental under my control
Wine Elemental:
I am now under your control, what do you command?
Although it seemed to break after this, with the console errors saying max retries reached and I couldn't continue.
The latest adventure:
You are dragged to the Occidarian Capital City Jail
Eldric the bard: Fear not, my friend! I shall do my best to get us out of this predicament!
Arthur, King of the Britons: Summon the Knights of Camelot, that they my free me from this unjust restraint!
Jailer: Quiet down in there! You won't be summoning anyone from that cell!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :from a distance, the sound of horses hooves clopping on cobblestones is heard:
Eldric the bard: Do you hear that? It sounds like the cavalry is coming! Perhaps it's your knights, Arthur!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :clopping intensifies as Arthur beats the two halves of a coconut together harder:
Eldric the bard: Oh no, that's not cavalry, that's... coconut shells?
Arthur, King of the Britons: Here they are, the Knicghts of Camelot, come to free us!
Jailer: What in the name of the Emperor is going on out there?!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :from a distance, Sir Lancelot sprints towards the jailhouse, his footfalls the drumbeats of war:
Eldric the bard: Oh, now that sounds like a proper knight! Hold on, Arthur, we'll be out of here in no time!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :Lancelot continues to sprint forward:
Jailer: What is happening out there? Stop this at once!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :Lancelot keeps sprinting, his every step like a leap of 100 leagues:
Eldric the bard: I think... I think I hear someone running this way. Perhaps it's Lancelot!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :Lancelot leaps forth and slaughters the unsuspecting guard:
Eldric the bard: By the gods! It is Lancelot! Arthur, he's here to rescue us!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :Lancelot pushes through the gate, into the jailhouse, and makes his way up the stairs, leaving a wake of blood and bodies as the guards crumple like ragdolls from the fury of his blade:
Eldric the bard: Lancelot, that was... impressive, to say the least. But perhaps we should make haste and leave this place before more guards arrive?
Arthur, King of the Britons: :Lancelot arrives at the jail cell:
Eldric the bard: Ah, Lancelot, my friend! How good it is to see you!
Arthur, King of the Britons: Lancelot, a sight to behold, you are!
Lancelot: Arthur, my king! I have come to rescue you and your companion. Let us make haste and leave this place.
Arthur, King of the Britons: Surely! Let us mount our steeds and away! :begins beating together coconut halves:
Eldric the bard: Ah, the sound of those coconuts. It's music to my ears! Let us make our escape!
Arthur, King of the Britons: :escape the jail on horseback:
You successfully escape from the Occidarian Capital City jail and ride off into the sunset... or at least away from the city.
Super cool! Would love to see an OSS implementation
The token limit problem / memory isn't really being handled very well yet. There is some character consistency slippage that does happen with the current mechanism as well so hoping to tackle both of these in next version.
Trying to figure out the best way to get community input, long term would be great if anyone can make a custom RPG with custom world rules and lore.