Be an attractive, physical sex partner.
Perform neurosurgery without human assistance.
Raise children, from birth, autonomously.
(Once they can do that, I may be really worried.)
But seriously, this list of things they would never ever be able to do would look a heck of a lot different if it were still 2016 :)
Also thinking about this just a bit more, do you know many humans that can accomplish this list?
And about the other points, just wait a bit. They don't sound actually so unrealistic to me, maybe in the next 20 years.
About the second point, I think there is already an industry specializing on this.
