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I used to reinstall windows anytime anything got weird, which was often because I was always messing with disabling combinations of system services in attempts to reduce OS memory consumption. Wtf is svchost.exe doing? I don't want it! Wireless Zero Config? I don't have Wi-Fi, too flaky and slow (remember, it's 2003). Distributed Link Tracker? Sounds cool, but what distributed links am I tracking? I don't think this is part of Napster or KaZaa.. DCOM Sockets.. <disable>, and so on, until the eventual: Oops, the network is messed up. What was this originally set to? Haha. Oh well, time to refresh and start anew..
Sigh. Those were good times. Eventually I got more memory and gave it all up and devolved all the way to allowing Win10 to indulge in it's wasteful memory ways and report it's telemetry about me or whatever the fuck else creepy shit it wants to do. It also helps that now we tend to have a bit more than 512MB total RAM.