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0 pointsmarginalia_nu3y ago0 comments

Greetings fellow future-dweller!

Here are some facts to get you oriented:

* We're shooting down UFOs on a weekly basis

* The entire world was recently shut down because of a virus

* The machines are becoming creepily human-like

* You probably can't afford eggs anymore

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alias_neo3y ago· 2 in thread

I thought this was a joke, until I got about half way down that list.

kelseyfrog3y ago

I just created a calendar event to remind me to post it in 2024.

marginalia_nuOP3y ago

Alright, I think we're due for time travellers and lizardmen, the abyssal sleeper is about to awaken, and Galactus may pop by. Let us know how it checks out.

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