I understand that you're a DX at Netlify and your job is to advocate for whatever tech happens to be on your backyard. You openly acknowledged it and I thank you for it.
However, there is still a line that, when crossed, turns you into a regular old spammer. You are walking _very_ close to that line.
The Valhalla platform was "launched" 2 months ago. Even today there's ZERO public technical documentation on it. You can only find a bunch of marketing slides, SEO-ridden blog posts etc. saying that it's great, plus a video showing a few queries against a regular GraphQL server.
Please stop pretending that this quasi-vaporware platform is the best thing since french fries. Thanks.