ULIDs have a single, consistent sort that matches both byte patterns and string representation. That's a huge semantic difference.
Sure, ULIDs make no claims to accurate sorting or total ordering or monoticity beyond a single machine, but ULIDs aren't designed to be a Snowflake/Thrift replacement, they are designed to be a UUID replacement. You are correct that they make no more guarantees than UUIDs, but they don't have to, that was out of scope of their design. I can understand how that makes it less useful for some of your applications, but that doesn't make it not useful for all sort of applications. (Including many applications that once used UUIDs successfully but want something with a cleaner string representation and fewer cross-platform sorting headaches.)