Hacker Typer (opens in new tab)

This is a wonderful website. Worth mentioning pressing Option (on Mac, alt on Windows) gives you an awesome "Access Denied/Granted" display.

THIS JUST REVOLUTIONIZED FAKE HACKING AS WE KNOW IT.

This is totally my new go-to place when I want to try to sound like I know what my programmer friends are talking about.

Now we just need a similar tool that turns everything I type into something Stephen Hawking would write/think/say, and I'll finally make friends at parties.