First they'd cast aspersions on the drive being "legitimately" purchased, then they'd float that you're an evil criminal, in violation of the CFAA and wire fraud acts, and for receiving stolen property.
If the government is out to get you, they'll try and find something to come after you for. Just ask Josh Renaud.
https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2022/02/15/missouri_html_hac...