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0 pointsfunction_seven3y ago0 comments

So you're saying that when I get arrested for public indecency, my defense should start with "due to tidal forces and the changing orientation of our Moon, my nether region emerged above the water's surface"

Or something like that?

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setgree3y ago

My advice is to repeat Warren Buffet's adage -- "only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked" -- and adamantly deny that it has any non-literal meaning whatsoever.

Warren was just telling us about something he observed at the beach one time

danenania3y ago

Swimming naked feels great and is plainly superior to swimming in a bathing suit. If you read between the lines, Buffet was clearly recommending that everyone swim naked and put their full net worth into crypto.

setgree3y ago

"I recant! I recant!" screams Warren Buffett as he runs ashore covered in jellyfish

Obscurity43403y ago

> Covered in Kraken

woodruffw3y ago

I don't know if I'd recommend it, but it'll be roughly as convincing as blaming geopolitics!

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setgree3y ago

My advice is to repeat Warren Buffet's adage -- "only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked" -- and adamantly deny that it has any non-literal meaning whatsoever.

Warren was just telling us about something he observed at the beach one time

danenania3y ago

setgree3y ago

"I recant! I recant!" screams Warren Buffett as he runs ashore covered in jellyfish

Obscurity43403y ago

> Covered in Kraken

woodruffw3y ago

I don't know if I'd recommend it, but it'll be roughly as convincing as blaming geopolitics!

j / k navigate · click thread line to collapse