Elon and Jack’s plans sound like the plot for the next Mission Impossible movie, which is pretty scary if they can pull it off.
Everyone knows, words have meaning, words are valuable, especially on the internet.
If you want to make an impact on the world, the best way to do it is to have a platform and use it to do good things.
The things you do in life aren't important, it's what you talk about on Twitter.com that matters.
It demonstrates the people you associate with and the things you care about so much that you bother to write about them on the internet. People can get a deep and comprehensive understanding of who a person is by just browsing their twitter posts. That way people can pool their social capitol and raise awareness by changing their profile pictures so everyone knows what they're for and what they're against. They can retweet impactful and super important information and news to make sure that people without access to newspaper, television, radio or the internet and even the most antisocial subterranean shutins can stay informed.
Advertisers have flocked to twitter, not because they want to advertise and guage public opinion but because they want people to know they're committed to bettering the world for everyone, and agreeing with the consensus when some trending topic comes up is much more effort intensive and taxing than less effective things like donating to charity.
It really shows they're in it for the long haul and willing to put in the time and hard work to support their customers.
The sun shines at least 5% less bright now that electric car fraudulent space Hitler runs twitter.
With the kind means the new owners have access to, how long could it take for it to become a polished and heavily moderated Mastodon instance if they really wanted to?
Is this parody? I hope it's parody, I would hate it if the author was actually this crazy. Hilarious either way