Same with "ceremonies", that one bugs me too, though not as much.
I still don't know WTF a scrum is however (not even sure that's an agile-specific term).
> The fundamental unit of scrum is a small team of people, consisting of a product owner, a scrum master, and developers. The team is self-managing, cross-functional and focuses on one objective at a time: the product goal. [1]
Like, what? I feel like I know less after reading that. That just sounds like...a development team with a team lead and a manager.
1 - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(software_development)