I'd say it gets the worst of both worlds, or maybe even worst of three worlds. It is long, it is cryptic, and it actually leads you down the false path of trying to guess why jeans and why they're blue.

I mean if you go with cryptic then at least call it something short and obviously cryptic. "Chrome" good, "VersatileGopher" bad.

PS Yes I know that Chrome actually has an explanation, but it does not sound like it means something that you could guess if you thought hard enough. I'm also not criticizing Ubuntu release names because the context is obviously different.