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0 pointsxaduha3y ago0 comments

Very cool idea, but what I'd need way more often:

Now what I want is something that will scan a pile of stocks and tell me how to put them together to have a perfect portfolio.

https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/

Or better yet, tell my robot how to do it.

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phkahler3y ago

Very cool idea, but what I'd need way more often: Now what I want is something that will scan dating sites for my perfect mate.

Or better yet, tell my robot how to do her.

reubenmorais3y ago

If your robot is doing her robot, you can let the algorithms do the perfect mate matching, and then just grab a relaxed coffee with her, no sexual pressure anymore. What Žižek would call a great date: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYO-VMZUGo

geoduck143y ago

What meme is this from?

solardev3y ago

Very cool idea, but what I'd need more often is something that will take a pile of memes and put them together into a perfect post.

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