Can't really blame Java for that, though - if everybody standardized on, say, Haskell (or whatever we might agree is the "gold standard" for programming), the low caliber programmers would find a way to do something stupid in it, too. The only way to get around low caliber programmers is to raise the standard, but any suggestion of raising (or even setting) a standard for programming invites accusations of "gatekeeping" (a gate that really, really, really ought to be kept).
